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That’s like being potty trained and choosing to shit your pants. That’s right, he’s not a hipster, but he is choosing to become one. WHO PLAYS THIS ON THE JUKE BOX: The wanna-be hipster. WHY IT NEEDS TO BE RETIRED: When played at a bar, it does nothing but get a bunch of middle-aged women with fupas and gunts up on the dance floor who ask the DJ to play “Margaritaville” next. So, instead of going all Thelma and Louise, she ends up dancing with her other cougar friends before calling it a night in time to catch Grey’s Anatomy. And she could totally drive down Santa Monica Boulevard with some guy named Billy or Mac or Buddy…if she didn’t have to pick her kids up from soccer practice.
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She could totally drink beer at noon on a Tuesday…if she didn’t have to be at work.
#LEMME TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR SONG FREE#
WHO PLAYS THIS ON THE JUKE BOX: The 45-year-old wannabe cougar who, despite being totally beaten down by her dead-end job as a real estate agent, thinks she can relate to the free spiritedness this song represents. (I recommend clicking on the link, even though I shamelessly copied pasted and youtubed this post, just for the comments alone) Courtesy of Holy Taco we bring you a list that could save your life (or at least your Saturday):ġ4 songs that need to NEVER BE PLAYED IN A BAR AGAIN As the weekend is coming along, and all you are out to have a good, better, BEST time (of your life), be kind to the jukebox.